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    and the man, thanking his therapist for the nice allegory of his and his wife's sexual problems, then headed to the nearest strip club, to spend an inordinate amount of cash

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    Before then moving onto his sex addiction meeting, where he had no cash left to buy a coke from the soda machine cause he gave it all to the strippers.

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    So he decided to kick the thing in, and then some jerkbag with an afro lost it at him. <deletes the other sentences >
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    And the man, noticing the nice hold of the blond curls of the afro, asked the guy what shampoo he uses

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    He responded "Liquid lava"
    () 9w8-3w4-7w6 tritype.

    sCueI (primary Inquisition)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackCat View Post
    He responded "Liquid lava"
    and then suddenly lunges at the other guy with some kind of... yes, liquid lava...
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    and then suddenly lunges at the other guy with some kind of... yes, liquid lava...
    The man, confused with the seeming redundancy of the term "Liquid Lava", turns away, narrowly dodging his assailant. He crosses the street and enters a bodega, where he sees...

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    A dancing swordfish, guzzling away at a bottle of red, and talking on a cell phone. The swordfish sees the man, and suddenly drops the bottle, which shatters everywhere...
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    The substance strips all the people of their Ne, endangering the crystal domes that protect their happy place.

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    ...ie. their crotches, and the men all buckled over in acute pain, but it was more of a robotic pain, as their minds were stripped of Ne, they could do nothing but judge one another:
    "you're in more pain than I!"
    "yeah! well, you need a new motto!"


    The contestants each repeatedly pressed the A button, until their characters stood up. *pause for button mashing*
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