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    Default Chuck Norris 'Facts' Thread

    The time this was popular is already gone, but the facts still linger on.

    Simply post a Chuck Norris 'Fact'. The next person will do the same, and so on.

    I'll start.

    Once a grizzly bear tried to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris showed the bear his fist. The bear proceeded to eat itself, as it was the less painful way to die.
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    Some say, Chuck Norris beat the Stig in a lap around the top gear test track. Running, while the Stig was driving a Porsche.

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    I am Chuck Norris.
    4w5.

    "We trust the local doctor, we trust the medicine.
    Our child gets a scratch, we get our child a brand new head.
    We eat what's on our plate, we drink what's in our cup...
    We like the shiny TV screen, it spits, we lap it up...
    They sing a song, we hum along.
    We sing; but we don't understand the words to the song."
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    Wait....whats that? Oh okay I'll tell him.

    2005 called, they want there joke back.

    ETA: also I love that we use the most cliche saying of all time to tell someone that they're doing something that lost it's charm years ago.

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    Techno Viking will show Chuck Norris the way.

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    Chuck Norris can make James May a better driver than the stig just by breathing behind his car.
    Chuck Norris can turn back time by looking at the clock and flexing.

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    Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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