Do you ever actually implement ideas, or do you just talk about them?
Even though I am the one of the most awesome people that ever walked this planet, I don't have A. have the funding necessary to test the ideas or B. the experience for anyone to want to fund me or listen to me. I don't know why people wouldn't want to fund me, because people would pay to be in my most amazing presence.
However, you bringing this attention has killed my capacity to turn the depressing issue of my ideas not going anywhere (yet) into something entertaining.
It was, in fact me, yes it was, and what are you going to do? Arrest me? Send me to Bolivia? Take away my coffee?
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
The rabi did it----------->
I swear, he told me to! I never ment to lick it! I swear!? How could I know?
That one mexican at that one mexican resturaunt with that one name and that one plate of that one dish was his fellow conspiritor! I swear it's true!
I won't tell anyone about the illegal Taiwanese immigrants you're harboring under the flooring in your dining room if you make me a yummy strawberry PRECISELY like the one in your avatar. And it can't contain any of those pesticides you've been lacing their food with.