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    Alexander the Terrible yenom's Avatar
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    You can't take over a country thats not your nationality.

    You should gain some experience playing command and conquer games (tiberian sun is a goodf one). Kane should be good role model. And you should be ready if your whole plan fucked up, you'll be a fugitive running from the law for the rest of your life.
    The fear of poverty turns people into slaves of money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beat View Post
    I love envisioning a little skull king telling me what to do.


    That being said, how may I be of service sir? Can I handle weapons?
    Nope, I have plans for you
    You will handle all complaints telephoned through with witty remarks about monkeys and space dementia for the next 39 weeks, I have a manual written up with 12 remarks that you will be using. Every time you recieve a call, you will roll a pair of dice, you must then respond to your customer using the corresponding reply. If you really extend yourself in this field, I may just promote you to captain of the SS Berserk. Have fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by cloud View Post
    You can't take over a country thats not your nationality.

    You should gain some experience playing command and conquer games (tiberian sun is a goodf one). Kane should be good role model. And you should be ready if your whole plan fucked up, you'll be a fugitive running from the law for the rest of your life.
    I have experience in all command and conquer games, and to top it off, Age of Empires (etal). I am the one most qualified for this job, haphazard being second in command. There is no room for error captain INTP, from here on, we're committed to warfare of the third degree.

    The three degrees of warfare:
    1. spilling ice-cream on your keyboard.
    2. filling out online claims
    3. reclaiming your sense of greatness
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    I am the one most qualified for this job, haphazard being second in command.
    What qualifies me for this position?
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    Why do I care about my figurehead? Why is bombing Russia useful? Why can't I just like, be a street musician and earn some change instead?
    whoops, missed this question... Russia is a strategic location, once their borders are tied off, trade and communication across the whole of Asia will suffer, leading to Americas grand demise. Now now, Street musicians do not earn money, you will be selling weapons grade uranium in the middle east.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    What qualifies me for this position?
    absolutely nothing, you've been axed , now move, move, move!! We need to be done by the end of the week!
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    absolutely nothing, you've been axed , now move, move, move!! We need to be done by the end of the week!
    Fine, fine.

    *grabs bagpipes, finds a streetcorner just outside...*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    Fine, fine.

    *grabs bagpipes, finds a streetcorner just outside...*
    bah! bagpipes?!?! I'm sending my people to get you you know, get back to work before you are disposed of, which would be such a waste of talent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    bah! bagpipes?!?! I'm sending my people to get you you know, get back to work before you are disposed of, which would be such a waste of talent.
    What? Back to work? I don't play for funerals. I only play cheery songs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    What? Back to work? I don't play for funerals. I only play cheery songs.
    People at funerals need to be cheered up, stop being so difficult!!!! :steam:
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