ENFP wins because they hug and are 'adorable' (not even really adorable, but 'adorable' in quotes...whatever that means
) And, ENTP doesn't win because they are LOGICAL. That is highly...ILLOGICAL!
But, the kernel of truth was leaked somewhere in this thread...and by the 'judge' himself.
Note the bolded, and his slip-up of foiling his own devious plans.
In closing: I declare the ENTP the winner due to shadiness, and own admission of mental instability, of the other side. That is all.