What kind of superhero is named max?
-There is nothing either good nor ill but thinking makes it so.
are you kidding me? max is a badass name. the only thing more badass would be if you named your son captain badass.
Captain Marvel owns your face.
"All humour has a foundation of truth."
I like captain badass but I have something more subtle in mind
Captain Captain Cornflakes.
I said MORE subtle
How about... Squire Bobface.
I'm not sure you quite grasp the meaning of subtle.