Delilah: Hi, with whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with tonight?
INTPness: My name is, uhhh, INTPness.
Delilah: Hi INTPness. That's quite a name you have there. I've never met an INTPness before and I'm pretty sure I'll never meet another one.
INTPness: Uhhh, yeah, I guess it is unique.
Delilah: What can we help you with tonight?
INTPness: I'd like to dedicate a song that I heard for the first time while I was driving tonight.
Delilah: And whom would you like to dedicate it to?
INTPness: To all of the NF's - my hopelessly romantic, intuitive brethren. Most of them have hearts the size of Mississippi and I know that I, err, we, the NT's of the world, get on their last nerve and make their skin crawl sometimes - but, we really do appreciate them and love them for who they are. They really compliment us in a lot of ways and help us out in the areas we're lacking.
Delilah: It sounds like you really like these NF's.
INTPness: Yeah, if I could I'd marry 'em all.
Delilah: Hahahahahahaha. Well, I'm sure they'll be touched by this song and your dedication.
INTPness: Heh. Yeah.
(cheese factor intended)