Please fill out the following form and have it on my desk by Monday morning.
1. Chair Sacrifice
(pick all relevant answers)
Who do you give your chair up for?
ii. People (seemingly) over sixty-five
iii. People (seemingly) over forty
iv. People with bags
v. People with children
vi. Pregnant women
vii. Fat or awkward people incapable of standing up
viii. Your own mother
2. Chair Arresting Tenacity
You are standing and a chair opens up. Will you...
i. ...definitely get that chair through whatever means possible?
ii. ...put up a decent fight to get the chair?
iii. ...get the chair if no one else is looking?
iv. ...offer the seat to someone else hoping they'll say no so you can take it?
v. ...only take the seat if no one else wants it?
vi. ...definitely lose the seat if there are rivals?
vi. ...never sit down anyway because of painful haemorrhoids?
3. Strategic Stop Manoeuvres
If you are standing and potentially blocking the path of people looking to get off, do you...
i. ...keep a vigilant eye on people rustling like they're about to leave so to dive out the way as quickly as possible?
ii. ...remain oblivious to everyone until they meekly tap you on the shoulder and ask to pass?
4. Moving down
If you are standing and the bus starts to get crowded, do you...
i. ...instinctively move down to the back of the bus even if it means being obstructed when getting off later?
ii. ...only move down when asked?
iii. ...hug the area close to the door and get into an argument with anyone who asks you to move down?
i. ...hate everyone on the bus?
ii. ...have total indifference to the people on the bus?
iii. ...value the people on the bus as equal humans?
iv. ...love the people on the bus?
v. ...molest the people on the bus?