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    If you were a daffodil and ate a sunflower
    You'd be a great investment for me, beause then I'd have a unique flower that I could use to make money somehow.

    Maybe threaten and blackmail the neighbours or sic my herbivore cannibal plant onto their lovely flower beds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    I guess so

    Or "odd.."


    I'll take it.


    Now has this daffodil developed self awareness?
    If so.. did the sunflower as well?
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    What of a daffodil that thinks itself a sunflower (I think therefore I am)....and out of envy, consumed a sunflower in order to be the sunflower.

    What would you say to that? Huh? Huh?
    The daffodil would still be a depraved daffodil! [and not a sunflower]
    Motive wouldn't change the definition of the act itself.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Motive wouldn't change the definition of the act itself.
    Dude1 to Dude2: :banned:


    Murder versus self-defense.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    nuh-uh I'm a chicken :chicken:
    That's further from the mammalilian line than cows!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Or "odd.."


    I'll take it.


    Now has this daffodil developed self awareness?
    If so.. did the sunflower as well?
    it ate another flower scientist are studying it now as we speak. So yeah it did make a conscious effort to eat another flower and its all like I'm a flower and rebelled against sitting in one spot, because it knew their was more to life then looking pretty.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    Dude1 to Dude2: :banned:


    Murder versus self-defense.....

    In the end someone was killed either way.
    In the end the daffodil ate the sunflower, regardless of whether or not the daffodil wanted to be a sunflower or thought it actually was.. in reality it remained a daffodil, and thus did not engage in the act of cannibalism when it ate said sunflower.



    MY CLIENT IS INNOCENT!


    I rest my case.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    In the end someone was killed either way.
    In the end the daffodil ate the sunflower, regardless of whether or not the daffodil wanted to be a sunflower or thought it actually was.. in reality it remained a daffodil, and thus did not engage in the act of cannibalism when it ate said sunflower.



    MY CLIENT IS INNOCENT!


    I rest my case.
    An insanity plea would have been your best bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    An insanity plea would have been your best bet.
    Well.. no one's contesting the daffodil's role in the sunflower's demise.. we were trying to determine if it was in fact cannibalism. My client admits to eating the sunflower. Science proves it was not cannibalism. Case dismissed.

    But now.. the question remains... is the daffodil a danger to society? Or is eating other flowers a new law of mother nature and beyond us?

    Hmm.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Well.. no one's contesting the daffodil's role the sunflower's demise.. we were trying to determine if it was in fact cannibalism. My client admits to eating the sunflower. Science proves it was not cannibalism. Case dismissed.

    But now.. the question remains... is the daffodil a danger to society? Or is eating other flowers a new law of mother nature and beyond us?

    Hmm.
    if you're going with that argument I should be in jail for eating meat.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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