But if you are feeling sinister go off and see a minister
He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever
When she got back, her spirituality was thrown into confusion
So she got a special deal on renting from the man at Rediffusion
"Look at me! I'm on TV! It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor.
Now I'm in a million pieces, picked up for deliberation
By the people listening at home
By the people watching on the telly