Luna: Once upon a time
Luna: there was....
Luna: (your turn)
Costrin: an elephant
Costrin: who was fat
Costrin: and insecure
Luna: This elephant wished to be a model for CosmoGirl someday
Luna: She read it everyday, and submitted applications every week
Costrin: CosmoGirl was racist against elephants.
Costrin: So she sued CosmoGirl.....
Luna: And due to the recent change in politics, this case of discrimination was actually taken to court
Luna: Finally the CEO of CosmoGirl and the Elephant met at the courtroom
Luna: And at that moment, the CEO realized that this elephant was the most beautiful elephant in the world
Luna: And fell in love
Luna: Then the elephant....
Costrin: biznatch-slapped him upside the head. She hated him for making her life miserable. Then she.....
Luna: proceeded to play with his heart and get all the money she deserved
Luna: She tricked him into liking him in such a diabolical way that she actually made him want to lose
Luna: and then broke up with him afterwards
Costrin: The elephant then met a hawt young giraffe male...
Luna: who was the editor-in-chief of Seventeen
Luna: The supermodel/editor couple lived a fabulously wealthly life happily ever after
Luna: THE END?
Luna: Yay thanks
Costrin: IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL STORY
Luna: We should publish it
Costrin: YES WE SHOULD