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    Default Cellmate for sale

    Who will buy Uber from me? Bidding starts at $00.25
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    Does he have any special talents?



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Does he have any special talents?
    He can tap dance. If you replace his anti psychotics with sugar pills, he tries to choke himself- the "other uber".
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    Make it .50 and I'll include the leash
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    Only if it's pink.

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    This seems to be too cheap for a human being. He's not that lame. Is the cost of ownership really high or something? Do you owe taxes on him?



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    This seems to be too cheap for a human being. He's not that lame. Is the cost of ownership really high or something? Do you owe taxes on him?
    (Actually, whoever wins is getting screwed over on shipping. But shhh, don't tell Edahn.)


    Yes Edahn- pink leash!
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    Quote Originally Posted by laintpe View Post
    (Actually, whoever wins is getting screwed over on shipping. But shhh, don't tell Edahn.)


    Yes Edahn- pink leash!
    I knew there was a catch. But if he becomes mine at transaction, I can legally order him to walk the 3000 miles to CT right, and avert the shipping cost?



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    I knew there was a catch. But if he becomes mine at transaction, I can legally order him to walk the 3000 miles to CT right, and avert the shipping cost?
    Actually, we live in the Mclean Institute, which I believe is in Boston, so you could come pick him up. If he walked.. hmmmm... well, there would be a small security charge. The government doesn't want him roaming the streets unsupervised.
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