He's got a massive beard, he had the balls to go up against Bruce Lee, and he can round house kick and count to infinity. and it's his birthday.
Kantgirl: Just say "I'm feminine and I'll punch anyone who says otherwise!"
Halla74: Think your way through the world. Feel your way through life.
Cimarron: maybe Prpl will be your girl-bud
prplchknz: i don't like it
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You left out a significant aspect of his glory. He once counted to infinity twice.
Go to sleep, iguana.
INTP. Type 1>6>5. sx/sp.
Live and let live will just amount to might makes right
'Cause you can't handle me...
"A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it." - David Stevens
"That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is."
Veritatem dies aperit
Ride si sapis
Chuck Norris doesn't have a birthday, He's been alive since the before the dawn of time, nice try Kyuuei.
As ETC would say, some lucky kid just got thrown into the sun.
"You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit."
Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office
than to serve and obey them. - David Hume
Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!!!
Emo JCVD > Chuck Norris
And shame one you, if you don't know what I'm talking about.
When Chuck Norris was born, he kicked the doctor that tried to spank him in the throat, then severed his own umbilical cord...... with his jaw.
Chuck, happy [birthday] to you. Please kill gravity for me. Thx.
eNFJ 4w3 sx/so 468 tritype
EII-Fi subtype, Ethical/Empath, Delta/Beta
AIS Holland code
My birthday wishes to the real Chuck Norris. Because I don't know Chuck Norris Cat's birthday.
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03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!
04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy
02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack
03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.