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    Default The lame jokes thread

    Yes, this is for lame jokes lol

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    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    Nacho cheese

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    What is rodeo sex?

    It's when you mount your woman from behind, grab her hair, lean in and whisper in her ears "Your sister was better than you", and then see how long you can hold on for. :pornstar:

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    Hey, I did say lame joke thread, so you get what you pay for....or in this case you get these jokes for free.

    Anyone else have a really crap joke that they secretly thought was funny, because I secretly think mine were funny too.
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    So this guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. While he's waiting for his beer he pulls a little piano out of his briefcase and sets it on the bar. Then, from inside his jacket, he takes out a little foot-tall guy who then proceeds to sit down at the piano and play jingly show tunes.

    When the bartender brings the beer, he says "Hey, that's pretty cool...where'd you get the little piano player?"

    The man replies "I was granted one wish by a hearing-impaired leprechaun."

    "Hearing-impaired?" inquired the bartender.

    "Sure," the guy replied. "You don't really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist, do you?"

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    I liked that one lol
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    Friend: What's up?

    Myself: The opposite of down.

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    Myself: My inferior function is Extraverted Sensing. Do you know what that means?

    Friend: You're half cuckoo? <Imitiates cuckoo clock>

    Myself: If I'm only half cuckoo, then shouldn't I only come out on the half hour?

    Friend: Okay. But your jokes are cheesy.

    Myself: I know. I hope I don't stop myself up with all these jokes.

    Friend: *sighs*

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    Friend: Why don't you ever like to do anything fun?

    Myself: I like to do things that are fundamental. Get it?

    Friend: No... You're just boring.

    Myself: That's impossible, because I don't have a drill.

    Friend: *sighs*

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    Don't you all just want to throw vegetables at me?

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    Lol to the boring drill one, I actually like that one.
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    OK this is lame but it was funny to me.

    What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino?

    Elephino!!
    "At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and that I am merely a pawn in a bigger game. A game I cannot possibly understand or have control of. Thankfully, before depression sets in, I drift back into my cloudy, bewildered daily routine." **Joel Patrick Warneke**

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    Did you hear about the indian who drank a hundred and forty-six cups of tea?

    He drowned in his teepee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon67 View Post
    Did you hear about the indian who drank a hundred and forty-six cups of tea?

    He drowned in his teepee!
    :yim_rolling_on_the_

    What did the grape say after it was stepped on?

    Nothing, it just gave a little wine.

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    Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Thirteen. One holds the bulb, and the other dozen drink whiskey until the room spins.

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    Q: What did the leper say to the hooker?

    A: Keep the tip.

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    Q: How can you tell you have a high sperm count?

    A: When your wife has to chew before she swallows.

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    Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

    A: Because it felt crummy.

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