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    I think the lamest jokes are always those that are translated from another language, so here goes, a moroccan joke:

    A mental asylum was getting too full, so in order to make spaces they decided to release some patients. Not wanting to relaease any ones who were truly crazy, they devised a test for the patients. gathering them all the doctors drew a door on the wall with a handle and said to the patients "You are all free to go" and stood back to observe. In a surge they all flew forward slamming themselves against the wall only to get up and try yet again to barge for this imaginary door. All except one guy who stood back, leaning against a post and watching with amusement on his face.

    The doctors were pleased, this man was obviously sane, as he had not tried to use the fake door. One doctor goes over and says "sir, you are free, why do you not run to the door with the others" the man giggled and turned to the doctor "They are all crazy as I have the key"
    Lol so much better in Moroccan though.
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    That was a great joke! I'm filing that one away for future use.
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    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on the porch.

    "I couldn't help notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long and happy life?"

    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

    "That's amazing!" replied the woman. "How old are you?"

    "Twenty-six."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    That was a great joke! I'm filing that one away for future use.
    See, this joke is far too clever and witty to be on this thread.
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    This cowboy is riding across the prairie when he comes across an Indian with his ear to the ground. As he approaches, the Indian begins to speak:

    "Wagon, two horses. One gelding, one mare. Gelding chestnut, big horse. Mare smaller, black with white socks. Gelding has loose shoe on right rear hoof."

    "Wow!" says the cowboy, "You can tell all that just by listening to the ground?"

    "No," says the Indian. "They run over me half hour ago."

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    Q: What do you call a masturbating cow?
    A: Beef Stroganoff.

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    Q: How many handsome, eligible, thoughtful, straight sexy men who enjoy extended post-coital cuddling AND doing housework does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Both of them.

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    So this guy walks into a bar.

    "Ouch!" he says.

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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"

    (Alternate version: "Ann Coulter walks into a bar...")
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Why do black people have nightmares?

    Because any black person who had a dream was shot.

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