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    Quote Originally Posted by athenian200 View Post
    Oh, I know. "Banana." "Banana who?" (repeated about 5 times) and finally: "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?" (because by this time, the person is sick of hearing you say banana.)
    That's precisely it. And Mike didn't get it...but that didn't prevent him from attempting to retell the joke.

    It was actually funnier Mike's way.

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    Q: What's the similarity between Yoko Ono and an Ethiopian?

    A: They both live off of dead beetles.

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    Did you know my grandfather died in a concentration camp?

    He fell off the watch tower!

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    The best "no arms and no legs" joke...

    Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays six instruments?

    A: Stump The Band

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    What do you call a person with no arms and no legs and...

    ...floats in the water?
    Bob.

    ...lays on the floor?
    Matt.

    ...hangs on the wall?
    Art.

    ...sits in a hole?
    Phil.

    ...sits in the garden?
    Doug.

    ...sits in the bathroom?
    John.

    ...sits in a bowl?
    Stew.

    ...sits in a mug?
    Joe.

    ...sits in the fire? (1)
    Cole.

    ...sits in the fire? (2)
    Ash.

    ...sits in the leaves?
    Russell.

    ...hangs on a bush?
    Barry.

    ...lays on the grill?
    Frank.

    ...hides in your wallet?
    Bill.

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    Once, my cousin was sitting in a hot tub in a Wisconsin hotel. An Amish buggy drives by the window. He says, "Oh, look! Pilgrims."

    We are not poets
    We have no right to make amendments

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    A kid got suspended from school the other day...

    ...they still haven't gotten the body down yet.

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    Q: Knock knock.
    A: Who's there?
    Q: An interrupting cow.
    A: An interrup-
    Q: MOO!

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    Some of these are too amusing to be in the lame jokes thread.......or is it that I am lame.
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    Lame joke:
    "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?!"
    "Hmmm, it looks like the backstroke."
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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