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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Actually, we were hoping that your Least Funny Joke Ever Made was *so* not funny that perhaps trying to make it less funny would simply send it back around so that it became extremely funny.

    But apparently it did not work.
    Hey when I tell a lame joke, it stays lame. When I see a lame jokes thread I take it as a personal challenge to tell the lamest joke humanly possible. That joke is so lame that it's "genius proof".
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    Here's the lamest joke EVER:

    Q: Knock Knock.
    A: Who's there?
    Q: Yodeletti.
    A: Yodeletti who?
    Q: I didn't know you could yodel!

    I defy you to write a lamer joke than that.

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    My nephew at age 14 told me the second-lamest joke ever, which was actually hilarious but not for the reason he intended:

    Mike: Knock knock.
    Me: Who's there?
    Mike: Banana.
    Me: Banana who?
    Mike: Banana.
    Me: Banana who?
    Mike: Banana.
    Me: Banana who?
    Mike: Strawberry.
    Me: Strawberry who?
    Mike: Aren'tcha glad I didn't say Banana?

    PS: If you really don't know why this is hilarious, it's because you've never heard the original joke Mike was TRYING to tell, and failed. I'll explain if need be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon67 View Post
    My nephew at age 14 told me the second-lamest joke ever, which was actually hilarious but not for the reason he intended:

    Mike: Knock knock.
    Me: Who's there?
    Mike: Banana.
    Me: Banana who?
    Mike: Banana.
    Me: Banana who?
    Mike: Banana.
    Me: Banana who?
    Mike: Strawberry.
    Me: Strawberry who?
    Mike: Aren'tcha glad I didn't say Banana?

    PS: If you really don't know why this is hilarious, it's because you've never heard the original joke Mike was TRYING to tell, and failed. I'll explain if need be.
    I've heard this before, but haven't heard what the "trying to tell" joke was in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon67 View Post
    My nephew at age 14 told me the second-lamest joke ever, which was actually hilarious but not for the reason he intended:

    Mike: Knock knock.
    Me: Who's there?
    Mike: Banana.
    Me: Banana who?
    Mike: Banana.
    Me: Banana who?
    Mike: Banana.
    Me: Banana who?
    Mike: Strawberry.
    Me: Strawberry who?
    Mike: Aren'tcha glad I didn't say Banana?

    PS: If you really don't know why this is hilarious, it's because you've never heard the original joke Mike was TRYING to tell, and failed. I'll explain if need be.
    Oh, I know. "Banana." "Banana who?" (repeated about 5 times) and finally: "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?" (because by this time, the person is sick of hearing you say banana.)

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    Does that mean that I think like a woman?
    I think it means you resemble a hammerhead shark.

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    A: Knock knock!
    B: Who's there?
    A: Hatch.
    B: Hatch who?
    A: God bless you!

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    Which clown wears the biggest shoes?





    The one with the biggest feet.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Did you hear about that new earthquake movie?



    It's gonna have groundbreaking special effects!

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    (These are great-- keep 'em coming!)

    Didja hear about the stickup on the bridge?





    Somebody threw it there.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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