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    Senior Member UniqueMixture's Avatar
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    The joke I have in my sig is better in spanish, but translated it basically means, "What did the banana say to the jello?" "I'm not even naked yet and you're already tembling."
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my face stapled to the carpet.

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