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    Did you hear Jeffrey Dahmer was rearranging his apartment?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankyMcFly View Post
    Your joke is a Cat ass trophe.
    lol, best one so far
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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    A seal walked into a club
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    What has 3, 000 legs and two teeth?


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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    The Answer First- Kenmore Weed Wacker.
    The Question: What did Barbie say to Ken while making love in the tool shed? ("Ken..More Weed Wacker!")
    "..And the eight and final rule: If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."
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    Knock Knock

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    I really like cats and food.

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    I hope I'm wrong, but I believe that he is a fraud, and I think despite all of his rhetoric about being a champion of the working class, it will turn out to be hollow -- Bernie Sanders on Trump

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    A pregnant person who gets mauled by a bear has a baby with a birth defect, that being bare feet.

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