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    Seriously Delirious Udog's Avatar
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    This one kills:

    A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.

    "What are you doing in there?" she asked.

    The rabbit replied:

    "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?", to which the lady replied "Yes."

    "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."

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    What MBTI type is Michael Jackson?

    He's a feeler.

    Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

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    Thought I'd resuscitate this thread and post riddles as well . . .

    Some of these I made and others are just cute ones I like that I enjoy annoying people with.

    What type of meals do hurricanes eat?


    What type of jewelry does a wrench wear?


    What is often heavier than itself, not full of itself, and thirsty?


    Why was the cow upset?


    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    With
    With who?
    With whom!

    How do mitochondria communicate?


    Why can't Buddha vacuum under the couch?


    How do you make a hotdog stand?

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    What's green and has wheels?

    Grass. We lied about the wheels.
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    What's blue and smells like red paint?


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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    What is a turkey's preferred mode of transportation?


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    Why was the farmer so stressed?


    What do you call a party of criminals?

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    Why are defensive lineman so good at Newtonian physics?


    Why are knees so afraid of musicians?

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    What has gills but isn't found in the water, rooms but no closets or doors, and soft flesh but doesn't bleed when cut?


    knock knock
    Who's there?
    Loop
    Loop who?
    knock knock

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