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    Strongly Ambivalent Ivy's Avatar
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    Maybe not over our heads (I can't speak for everyone but I do know what binary pairs with black holes are), maybe just not funny. (But that's kind of the point of this thread, right?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Maybe not over our heads (I can't speak for everyone but I do know what binary pairs with black holes are), maybe just not funny. (But that's kind of the point of this thread, right?)
    I guess a clue would be there are heavenly bodies and then there are heavenly bodies, but that might still be too ambiguous.
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    Okay, there was once a tenant and a landlord. One day, the tenant almost fell off a cliff, but the landlord saved him. What did the tenant say to him?

    Thank you, I owe you my rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mycroft View Post
    The Lamest Joke of Them All:

    Two men walk into a bar. They both say "Ouch".
    Bob and Ted walked into a bar.
    Bob said "Ouch" and Ted said "I don't get it."
    we fukin won boys

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    "What's brown and sticky?"



    "A stick."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cimarron View Post
    "What's brown and sticky?"



    "A stick."
    that. is. hilarious.

    i'm gonna bug people for days telling this.

    okay, here's one:

    what goes, "clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop, BANG!"











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    Okay, time for a joke I save just for shitty joke telling sessions.


    What sound do Italian cars make when their tires are flat?

    Dago wop wop wop.



    Fortunately, I did not come up with that. I do believe it is one of the worst jokes I have ever heard, and it is bad on more than one level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Poriferan View Post
    Okay, time for a joke I save just for shitty joke telling sessions.


    What sound do Italian cars make when their tires are flat?

    Dago wop wop wop.



    Fortunately, I did not come up with that. I do believe it is one of the worst jokes I have ever heard, and it is bad on more than one level.
    WOP technically means (in american reference) without papers, so taken from a modern stand point that should be a mexican car


    How do you make a klenex dance......


    put a little boogy in it

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    What did the Ni (NJ) user say to the Ne (NP) user?

    "I'm more modest than you; I don't change in front of people."

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