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    And finally, a pirate joke that really fits the original theme of the thread:


    A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

    The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

    "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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    Did you hear about that pirate movie?
    It's rated Rrrrrrr!!!

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    Pirate walks into a pub with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. He sits down at the bar and the tender says, "you know, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants," and the pirate replied, "Aye, and it's driv'n me nuts!"
    Dreams are best served manifest and tangible.

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    LOL those are good ones!

    Why are pirates pirates?

    They just arrrrrr!
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Quote Originally Posted by Recluse View Post
    No, mine is lamer:

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because it was dead.
    I lol'd.
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    than to serve and obey them. - David Hume

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    What's better than a binary pair? A black hole.

    What's better than a black hole? A binary pair with a black hole.
    Dreams are best served manifest and tangible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by runvardh View Post
    What's better than a binary pair? A black hole.

    What's better than a black hole? A binary pair with a black hole.
    huh?
    By the way, I'm the girl in the picture, lol.... happily married though, so don't even...

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    Hopefully there's some hidden meaning, because otherwise that would be by far the most lame joke in the thread.

    (I do get the obvious meaning.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by runvardh View Post
    What's better than a binary pair? A black hole.

    What's better than a black hole? A binary pair with a black hole.
    The Black Hole, a classic Disney movie...with Disney science!

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    yeah, over all your heads and between your legs, never mind...
    Dreams are best served manifest and tangible.

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