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    Q: How is a raven like a writing-desk?

    A: Enquiries have been so often addressed to me, as to whether any answer to the Hatter's Riddle can be imagined, that I may as well put on record here what seems to me to be a fairly appropriate answer, viz: `Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!' This, however, is merely an afterthought; the Riddle, as originally invented, had no answer at all.

    A2: Because the notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes. (Sam Loyd)
    A3: Because Poe wrote on both. (Loyd again)
    A4: Because there is a B in both and an N in neither. (Aldous Huxley)
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    Q: What has ten thousand legs and can't walk?

    A: Jerry's kids.

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    Q: What has three thousand legs and two teeth?

    A: A Willie Nelson concert.

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    Q: How many fifteen-year-old girls does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Only one. She holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around her.

    Oh, and hi, niffer!

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    Hello mouse.
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    if you like my avatar, it's because i took it myself! : D

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    A mechanic, an electrician, and a computer repair person are driving along in a car when sit starts making some odd noises and they decide to stop. The three of them are far away from anything, so they try to figure out what the problems is to see if they can fix it.

    The mechanic says "It might be the engine, or th transmission, muffler, etc."

    The electrician says "It might be the spark plugs, the battery or alternator may not be working."

    The computer repair person says "Let's just turn it off and turn it back on again."

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    A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says to the tattooer, "I want a 100 dollar bill tattooed on my crotch."

    The tattoo artists asks, "Why on earth would you want that?"

    The man says, "For three reasons: (1) I like playing with my money, (2) I like watching my money grow, and (3) so my wife can blow $100 without ever leaving my sights."

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    Q: What kind of underwear does Bob Dole prefer?

    A: ...depends...

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    ...I really like Chuck Norris jokes...and I'm not even sure who he is.
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    How can you not know who Chuck Norris is?

    He counted to infinity while doing push ups...twice.

    When the boogie man goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    While most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes, Chuck Norris has 68 pairs of chromosomes...poisonous chromosomes.

    Once a puppy came back to life because Chuck Norris smiled.

    The U.S. would have won the war in Iraq before they even started if they had only used Chuck Norris.
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