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    A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

    "You gotta help me, doc," he says. "It's my wife...she thinks she's a chicken!"

    "You want me to cure her?" says the psychiatrist.

    "Well, that's the tough part," said the man. "You see, we need the eggs."

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    Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties?

    A: It keeps the big foreskin from covering up their face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon67 View Post
    Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties?

    A: It keeps the big foreskin from covering up their face.

    :yim_rolling_on_the_ Took me about 5 reads to get it though lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sahara View Post
    :yim_rolling_on_the_ Took me about 5 reads to get it though lol
    Could you explain it to me, then? I still don't get it. I can be really slow with humor at times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by athenian200 View Post
    Could you explain it to me, then? I still don't get it. I can be really slow with humor at times.

    Because he is a dickhead.
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    Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

    A: A doberman.

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    I lold!
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Q: What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

    A: When its victim dies, a tick lets go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by athenian200 View Post
    Cheesy type descriptions:
    Fi -- The Moody function
    Ti -- The Nitpicking function
    Fe -- The Moralizing function
    Te -- The Blunt function
    Se -- The Daredevil function
    Si -- The Routine function
    Ne -- The Chaotic function
    Ni -- The Supersitious function
    I don't nitpick, you Superstitious goof!
    (And you didn't even spell superstitious right.:steam

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    Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
    A: There are skidmarks before the skunk.
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    Q: How is a lawyer like a Slinky?

    A: Neither one is good for anything, but it's still fun to watch one tumble down the stairs.

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