I actually had a dream about posting on a thread about this, and I was told to post it for real
You can only post on one side. Once you pick a side, you're stuck.
The Pick-up artist: Spout out your corniest or most creative pick-up line.
The Shut-down artist: You must have an equally creative way of turning the pick-up artist's down.
I'll start off, with the corniest one I know: How do you like your eggs in the morning?