Place your best ideas here. I will start.
Hell is being forced to take an annual "Ethics and Code of Conduct" test for your employer... usually a waste to begin with... and this time having the test not just shown on your screen but READ to you as well, so you cannot skip ahead.
ARRRRGGGGG!!!!! This is PROGRESS??? half an hour of mandatory regurgitation???
Gaa! What a bunch of weenies!