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    Default Bathroom...

    I think we know that the bathroom consists of going "Number 1" and/or "Number 2." But shouldn't throwing up be considered "Number 3"?

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    No, showering! You horrible bulimic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    I think we know that the bathroom consists of going "Number 1" and/or "Number 2." But shouldn't throwing up be considered "Number 3"?
    I'll sign any petition to that effect. It can't be showering. Numbers 1 and 2 are expelling a substance, and so number 3 should be as well.

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    I feel so sad that mucus is being kept out of this discussion.
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    Well, sneezing isn't something you do in the toilet.

    And diarrhea is Number 2.5, for the record.

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    Don't you people watch Moral Orel? "Number one, gold as the sun. Number two, I have to go poo. Number three, set my sperm free."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Don't you people watch Moral Orel? "Number one, gold as the sun. Number two, I have to go poo. Number three, set my sperm free."
    Setting sperm free is number 1.5, because it comes out of the same hole as urine. And again, it's not something you do in a toilet, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Setting sperm free is number 1.5, because it comes out of the same hole as urine. And again, it's not something you do in a toilet, either.
    So? Where is it written that numbers 1, 2, et. al. must be done in a toilet? I've gone number 1 in the woods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    So? Where is it written that numbers 1, 2, et. al. must be done in a toilet? I've gone number 1 in the woods.
    Yes, and you can also go Numbers 1 and 2 in your pants...and that's normally where you go Number 1.5.

    And if there was a toilet nearby, I assume you would go Number 1 in that...unless you were just trying to get arrested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Yes, and you can also go Numbers 1 and 2 in your pants...and that's normally where you go Number 1.5.

    And if there was a toilet nearby, I assume you would go Number 1 in that...unless you were just trying to get arrested.
    Don't you go number 1.5 (or, IMO, number 3) into a sock?
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