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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Yes, and you can also go Numbers 1 and 2 in your pants...and that's normally where you go Number 1.5.

    And if there was a toilet nearby, I assume you would go Number 1 in that...unless you were just trying to get arrested.
    If you were trying to get arrested, it would be much more effective to go Number 1.5 in the wrong place. Heh.

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    Oh you people have WAY to much time on your hand...

    (for the record I have also gone #1 in the woods)...gotta love camping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlelostnf View Post
    Oh you people have WAY to much time on your hands...
    You people? You are a racist!

    And apparently Ns do to have more time on their hands -- time on our hands means time to reflect upon ideas. And look at the over-representation of Ns on these forums...foruming is ultimately for people with too much time on their hands!

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    Wait...we're not talking bathroom. We're only talking toilet.

    Well, there are some toilets that wash your butt for you. My friend has one of those. I think that qualifies for number three, since there are only 2 holes shared by both sexes, and you can't say sperming or bleeding since we're an all-encompassing community here at MBTIc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by niffer View Post
    Wait...we're not talking bathroom. We're only talking toilet.

    Well, there are some toilets that wash your butt for you. My friend has one of those. I think that qualifies for number three, since there are only 2 holes shared by both sexes, and you can't say sperming or bleeding since we're an all-encompassing community here at MBTIc.
    Good points. But ass-washing isn't really a bodily function, is it? Perhaps there simply is no number 3.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Don't you go number 1.5 (or, IMO, number 3) into a sock?
    Only if you want athlete's penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Only if you want athlete's penis.
    Well, it should be your OWN sock, obviously! And preferably clean!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Well, it should be your OWN sock, obviously! And preferably clean!
    I've never tried it, so this is pure speculation. I can just see nasty contamination now. Uck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by niffer View Post
    Wait...we're not talking bathroom. We're only talking toilet.

    Well, there are some toilets that wash your butt for you. My friend has one of those. I think that qualifies for number three, since there are only 2 holes shared by both sexes, and you can't say sperming or bleeding since we're an all-encompassing community here at MBTIc.
    Well, what do you call the mouth? Isn't that hole Number 3?

    And if you say that the mouth is designed to put things into it, but couldn't you also shove things up your ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Well, what do you call the mouth? Isn't that hole Number 3?

    And if you say that the mouth is designed to put things into it, but couldn't you also shove things up your ass?
    True, true. But vomiting is like an emergency thing. Not really something to be done on a regular basis.

    I propose #3 should be just taking a seat. We all get tired.
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