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    Default Proof women are evil...

    Women = time * money

    ...and as we all know, "time is money":

    Time = Money

    ...and therefore:

    Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2

    ...and because "Money is the root of all evil": - (Apostle Paul (1 Timothy, 6:10))

    Money = sqrt(evil)

    ...therefore:

    Women = (sqrt[evil])^2

    ...and we are forced to conclude that:

    Women = Evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sona View Post
    Women = time * money

    ...and as we all know, "time is money":

    Time = Money

    ...and therefore:

    Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2

    ...and because "The love of Money is the root of all evil": - (Apostle Paul (1 Timothy, 6:7-10))

    Money = sqrt(evil)

    ...therefore:

    Women = (sqrt[evil])^2

    ...and we are forced to conclude that:

    Women = Evil
    lovers of money=lovers of women
    ...therefore
    All straight men, bi-sexual men, and lesbians are evil
    And all straight women, gay men, and asexuals are good
    :rolli:

    It just all goes to hell when you teach us how to read.
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    Errm well as a person who's spent lots of time and money on various pursuits (like my computer, my current precious), I will say that your wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

    Cause otherwise I am!!!
    Isn't it time for a colourful metaphor?

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    If women are evil, why do you want a woman (or worse, more than one!) for yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimpei View Post
    If women are evil, why do you want a woman (or worse, more than one!) for yourself?
    Oh now please even I agree that women are like chocolate when your trying to watch what you eat. You know you shouldn't but you want one anyway. Hell more than one somedays!
    Isn't it time for a colourful metaphor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sona View Post
    Women = time * money

    ...and as we all know, "time is money":

    Time = Money

    ...and therefore:

    Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2

    ...and because "Money is the root of all evil": - (Apostle Paul (1 Timothy, 6:10))

    Money = sqrt(evil)

    ...therefore:

    Women = (sqrt[evil])^2

    ...and we are forced to conclude that:

    Women = Evil
    what are you going on about women are not evil.....for you to even have that notion going aroud in your head leaves me to wonder...why your looking for lady in first place......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimpei View Post
    If women are evil, why do you want a woman (or worse, more than one!) for yourself?
    alredy i feel sorry for that lady she going to be in with shock

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystery View Post
    what are you going on about women are not evil.....for you to even have that notion going aroud in your head leaves me to wonder...why your looking for lady in first place......

    But women are evil, eve ate the apple you know, so we must be.
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sahara View Post
    But women are evil, eve ate the apple you know, so we must be.
    behave ......we are beautifull beings ......i thought that was just a story ...did it really happen then lol eve has alot to answer for :steam:

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystery View Post
    behave ......we are beautifull beings ......i thought that was just a story ...did it really happen then lol eve has alot to answer for :steam:
    I blame the apple, why oh why did it have to look so darn tempting, really the apple should have covered itself up. Lol.
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