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    What Religion is Your Bra?

    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "
    " What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
    " Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
    "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

    "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ."
    Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
    There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

    Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
    The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..

    The Catholic type supports the masses.
    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
    The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
    If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

    (A} Almost Boobs...
    {B} Barely there.
    {C} Can't Complain!
    {D} Dang!
    {DD} Double dang!
    {E} Enormous!
    {F} Fake.
    {G} Get a Reduction.
    {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

    They forgot the German bra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sahara View Post
    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
    If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

    (A} Almost Boobs...
    {B} Barely there.
    {C} Can't Complain!
    {D} Dang!
    {DD} Double dang!
    {E} Enormous!
    {F} Fake.
    {G} Get a Reduction.
    {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
    Have you ever seen the animated cartoon version of this? It was hilarious. I will have to see if it is floating around somewhere...

    (In any case, the question still remains, btw: Where DID they get these crazy sizes?!!)
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    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Have you ever seen the animated cartoon version of this? It was hilarious. I will have to see if it is floating around somewhere...
    No I haven't, I do hope you come across it, sounds funny.

    (In any case, the question still remains, btw: Where DID they get these crazy sizes?!!)
    I have no idea, you know it had actually never crossed my mind, it was one of those things that just was what it was.

    I wonder why we do have a DD, it would make sense if a DD was an E and the E got pushed down to keep it on track.....hmmmmm.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sahara View Post
    No I haven't, I do hope you come across it, sounds funny.
    Found it!

    (Mua ha ha ha!)

    NOTE: RATED PG-13

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    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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