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    I am Sofa King!!! kendoiwan's Avatar
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    Default Billy Mays Assassination Plot!!!

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    He MUST go! Who's with me?!
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    I've got a place to stash the body until we can find a suitable way to properly humiliate and disgrace his body.

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    Sharpie Beard must pay. However, I'm uncomfortable with death threats on the forum. Can we just tickle him mercilessly instead?
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    Kill, tickle, either way, he must pay!
    http://www.typologycentral.com/forum...ml#post1161526

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    Billy Mays just wants you to get stains out of your clothes, Kendo. For shame, you ungrateful thing!!
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    Stains, burgers, espn 360, all with waaaaaay more enthusiasm for a product than I'm comfortable with... DEATH or tickles w/e
    http://www.typologycentral.com/forum...ml#post1161526

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    What about the shamwow guy? At least Billy Mays has enthusiasm, the shamwow guy seems like douche, as if he just wants to get his ads out of the way so he can do some coke with his guyfriends in some back alley.

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    When he comes out with another product or two you can put a hit out on him too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silently Honest View Post
    What about the shamwow guy? At least Billy Mays has enthusiasm, the shamwow guy seems like douche, as if he just wants to get his ads out of the way so he can do some coke with his guyfriends in some back alley.

    Yeah I must agree that dude is seriously creepy....
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    That shamwow guy is super creepy.

    Also, consider this: Billy Mays once hawked (hocked?) OxyClean to get stains out of clothing, now hawks (hocks?) some kind of burger flipper. Could it be that he wants you to buy the burger flipper so you'll eat more burgers, thus spilling more mustmayostardayonnaise on your shirt, thus needing more OxyClean? Think about it.
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