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    Look at these paper towels, you can't clean up a crime scene with these, the semen and blood smears.



    You need something more reliable. You need shamwow, CSIs got nothing on this, by the time they tie you and the barely visible blots under the stove, you'll be long out of the country!



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    I KNOW! What IS that?

    I could also do without that fauxhawk.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Oh, my... I had never heard of this guy, or heard his voice (quite annoyingly distinctive) until tonight... I'm watching the food channel (hey, it's interesting!), and that burger-flipper-"slider"-thingy commercial came on. I think that was the first cooking-gizmo commercial I've seen where even the food didn't look good... and Billy... most annoying.

    Well, the Iron Chef Bean Challenge is over, so I guess it's time to get some sleep - g'night .
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    What is the deal with ShamWow's one squinty eye? Is he Popeye?

    But yeah, Mays is WAY worse. Can you imagine living with that guy?

    "HONEY, WE'RE OUT OF PAPER TOWELS! CAN YOU PICK SOME UP WHEN YOU GO TO THE STORE?"

    "Um, honey, I'm standing right here. Use your indoor voice."
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    I used to think Billy Mays owned the OxyClean company, which would make him slightly less culpable. But now that I know he's just a hired gun who hawks anything, I keep wondering why he has a job. I assumed he only appeared in the OxyClean commercials because he owned the company and could do whatever he wanted. The last straw for me with him was his hokey appearance on the sidelines at the Champs Sports Bowl last week.

    BTW, Billy Mays is just annoying. Vince the Shamwow guy is legitimately scary. I wouldn't let my daughter within 500 yards of him. Although on second thought, I wouldn't let my daughter within 500 yards of anyone named Vince.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silently Honest View Post
    What about the shamwow guy? At least Billy Mays has enthusiasm, the shamwow guy seems like douche, as if he just wants to get his ads out of the way so he can do some coke with his guyfriends in some back alley.
    Ok, Vince is branching out to other products, he too must die.
    http://www.typologycentral.com/forum...ml#post1161526

    "They the type of cats who pollute the whole shoreline. Have it purified. Sell it for a $1.25"

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    About time.

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    BREAKING NEWS!!!! THIS JUST IN!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!! THIS JUST IN!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!! THIS JUST IN!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!! THIS JUST IN!!!

    Shamwow Vince is a Good Guy!
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
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    HOLY SHIT! I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT THE GUY!

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    Since he's without a religion now, he should join the Cult of Snuggie.

    [youtube="y4OxmXpKCcI"]Cult of Snuggie[/youtube]
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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