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  • Like to slice your apples, let's keep it civilized

    6 13.04%
  • Go berserk on them

    12 26.09%
  • Go berserk and your favorites are granny apples

    14 30.43%
  • I like my food fat and ugly like your mom\dog\bf

    14 30.43%
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    Default Do you slice your apples?

    Cuting or not cuting the apple is a choice we've all been faced with at least once in our lives.
    Not only it is an important topic, but it is my undisbelief it may have direct repercutions on our lives and death.
    (Yes, snow white should have given the damn poisonned apple to an orphant kid, but that's not the point here.)

    "eat an apple a day keeps the doctor away" they say. See, the way you eat those things can affect you, us, the world!

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    I'll be out, smoking my cig while enjoying the cold air (and maybe talking out loud so ppl think I'm wierd).
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    I rip out a piece and then eat it. I rarely use knives for that thought.

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    I cut mine with a chainsaw.

    Actually, I just eat it as is. Skin and all.

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    I cut apples because if they're in slices, there's more surface area to put sugary, sticky stuff all over.
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    I slice so I can put them into my hamburger

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    I don't slice up my apples, I eat them whole. I associate sliced apples with my grandfather, who used to do it for me and passed away when I was 8.

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    This poll seems to be biased toward apple-slicers. Those poor, ridiculous, uneducated apple-slicers.

    I do NOT "go berserk" on my apples. I merely eat them as God intended--untouched by any utensil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greed View Post
    This poll seems to be biased toward apple-slicers. Those poor, ridiculous, uneducated apple-slicers.

    I do NOT "go berserk" on my apples. I merely eat them as God intended--untouched by any utensil.
    What is this "god" you speak of?

    Whole apples FTW.

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    I slice my apples.

    Sometimes I even make apple rabbits.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    I slice my apples.

    Sometimes I even make apple rabbits.
    omg. Rapples?!

    I'm lazy, but I also hate getting juice all over my fingers.
    If it's not a pain to slice them, I do it that way.
    If it's too much a pain, I just eat it and then make sure I wash my hands.

    I'll eat sweeter apples on occasion now, for variety, but I usually like the tarter ones.
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