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  • Like to slice your apples, let's keep it civilized

    6 13.04%
  • Go berserk on them

    12 26.09%
  • Go berserk and your favorites are granny apples

    14 30.43%
  • I like my food fat and ugly like your mom\dog\bf

    14 30.43%
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    Quote Originally Posted by greed View Post
    Okay, fine. I eat apples as nature intended.

    We're on the same side of this important issue. Let's not quarrel over semantics.
    Lookie, lookie. I was joking. Don't take me seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 01011010 View Post
    Lookie, lookie. I was joking. Don't take me seriously.
    Me too! This is the plight of the NT

    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Thank goodness it wasn't a pumpkin tree, swallowing those whole would have been a real bitch.
    I think swallowing apples whole would be a real bitch, too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    You're such a wild woman!
    I know! You better watch out for me. You just never know what I'm going to do. I might drink with a straw, or not. I might even slice an orange and make one of the sections look like orange teeth.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Quote Originally Posted by greed View Post
    Really, God was just pissed off because they sliced the apples before they ate them. It's questioning God's judgment and wisdom by dissecting it.
    But dissection is a part of human nature. By virtue of making humans want to dissect things at all, God created them flawed and knew what was coming.
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    But dissection is a part of human nature. By virtue of making humans want to dissect things at all, God created them flawed and knew what was coming.
    God left them free to choose and they chose wrong. By the looks of the poll results, however, it looks like humanity is on the road to redeeming itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greed View Post
    God left them free to choose and they chose wrong. By the looks of the poll results, however, it looks like humanity is on the road to redeeming itself.
    But if God is omniscient, then there was no choice. God already knew. There is no freedom from the omniscient.
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    I don't slice them, just wash and eat.

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    As to the question "do I slice apples?"... Look at my profile picture. I slice everything I come across, save power lines and home electronics.

    Mightier than the tread of marching armies is the power of an idea whose time has come

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    Quote Originally Posted by lastrailway View Post
    I don't slice them, just wash and eat.
    You wash them?? GROSS!
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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    I prefer them sliced, cause they're easier to eat, and you don't get apple stuff between your teeth. Plus, that's the way my granddad would give them to my sister and me when we were kids. However, if I'm not near a knife, I have no problems going primal like whatever.

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