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    WOW Edgar is on top form this morning!!! What did santa buy you for Christmas??? A top up of INTJness?? You mite like to know that I went to the vet who was an INFP *phew* and now I just have a strap that commands some attention and alot of sympathy and TLC Not to bad at all! but thanks for the advice anyhow
    ... couldn't drag me away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Flak View Post
    Jesus, I don't think they use a [I]shotgun./I]
    Retreat to a safe distance, nuke the planet from orbit.
    (Gotta be sure.)

    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    I have many talents, but unfortunately, I cannot do anything for a frigid woman.
    Perhaps you should try lesbianism?
    I can point you to the right direction.
    Meh -- Been there, done that.
    Do I chill you to the bone that much?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffster View Post
    Where is my mojo?
    Wait a sec, which direction were you going to point out, Ed?
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Retreat to a safe distance, nuke the planet from orbit.
    (Gotta be sure.)
    I'm Hudson. He's Hicks.

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    I wanna take some buddies to Walsilla, Alaska.
    What's the best way to get them to go?
    MBTI Type: iNTj
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    I just screwed a dog. The problem is, she might be pregnant. What do I do?
    Still using a needle to break apart a grain of sand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mondo View Post
    I wanna take some buddies to Walsilla, Alaska.
    What's the best way to get them to go?
    Tell them they'll get to meet little Trig.

    Nothing boosts self confidence like seeing a retarded kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FallsPioneer View Post
    I just screwed a dog. The problem is, she might be pregnant. What do I do?
    Push her down a flight of stairs.

    If it works in soap operas, it works IRL.

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    If it's bad to be in water when lightning strikes can you make popcorn by putting it in a tree to tell how far away the thunder is?

    Oh, and
    Do twins have the same set of finger prints?
    "They're not particular about whether you're playing a flatted fifth or a ruptured 129th as long as they can dance to it."
    Dizzy Gillespie

    "Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don't let them take you ALIVE."
    Sid Vicious

    "A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."
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    How do you convince little girls to let you pose nude in their bedrooms when no one in their right mind could resist crossing the street when they see your atrociously ugly-ass approaching?
    I don't wanna!

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    Quote Originally Posted by booyalab View Post
    How do you convince little girls to let you pose nude in their bedrooms when no one in their right mind could resist crossing the street when they see your atrociously ugly-ass approaching?
    Give them some candy. Spike the candy with a soporific.

    Edit: this works for big girls as well.

    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    In this thread I will issue solicited advice.
    Top of the morning to you, Edgar. When do you anticipate plate tectonics will stop? How soon will this be after the lithosphere siezes?

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