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    Quote Originally Posted by proteanmix View Post
    OK, I've got a serious one for you.

    Tomorrow we have an all staff meeting at work with a continental breakfast. My request for Dean & Deluca catering was brutally rebuffed and explained away as extravagant and wasteful. This is coming from people who recently installed 40-inch flat screen TVs in their offices. I am outraged. I took your advice of not doing anything to food I wouldn't eat myself. How else can I seek revenge?
    Quietly collect dirt on all your colleagues, and then next time you get fucked over, you will have something to strike back with.

    That's what the church of scientology does and they're doing quite well.
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    What do I do if she doesn't put the lotion in the basket, and the city turned my water off?



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    What do I do if she doesn't put the lotion in the basket, and the city turned my water off?
    Don't give her any food. Fat people hate being hungry.

    /Isn't that right Precious?
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    How would you feel if i put you in a cage with mutants.
    "Where can you flee? What road will you use to escape us? Our horses are swift, our arrows sharp, our swords like thunderbolts, our hearts as hard as the mountains, our soldiers as numerous as the sand. Fortresses will not detain us, nor arms stop us. Your prayers to God will not avail against us. We are not moved by tears nor touched by lamentations."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Introverted-esfp View Post
    How would you feel if i put you in a cage with mutants.
    Depends...

    Are they sexy mutants ( la "Total Recall" hookers)?

    If so, then I wouldn't mind.
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    Can NTs be house people-broken?
    "The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things." - Rainer Maria Rilke

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    Quote Originally Posted by iwakar View Post
    Can NTs be house people-broken?
    Yes, things that are used to break other non-NT people can be successfully used against the NTs.

    I personally like to use a sack of sweet valencia oranges. Won't leave a bruise but shows them whose boss, no doubt about it.
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    So... lets imagine a scenerio edgar..
    Yer put in a cave with explosives shoved up the anal cavity, of course the explosives are motions sensoring, so the slightest movement of your upper/lower body will result in a grisly death. You have a AK74-Su in your hands with three bullets in it's clip, and right infront of you there is a carnivorous mutant waiting to rip you apart.

    What do you do?.
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    "Where can you flee? What road will you use to escape us? Our horses are swift, our arrows sharp, our swords like thunderbolts, our hearts as hard as the mountains, our soldiers as numerous as the sand. Fortresses will not detain us, nor arms stop us. Your prayers to God will not avail against us. We are not moved by tears nor touched by lamentations."

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    I am having trouble making it to 2nd base with girls. Could you please help me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Introverted-esfp View Post
    So... lets imagine a scenerio edgar..
    Yer put in a cave with a explosives shoved up the anal cavity, of course the explosives are motions sensoring, so the slightest move of your upper and lower body will resultat in a grisly death. You have a AK74-Su in your hands with three bullets in it's clip, and right infront of you there is a carnivorous mutant waiting to rip you apart.

    What do you do?.
    How far up my ass are we talking about?


    Quote Originally Posted by Lasting_Pain View Post
    I am having trouble making it to 2nd base with girls. Could you please help me?
    Have you considered putting a roofie in their drinks?
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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