I LOVE cookies, and easily could state them as one of the most amazing desserts in the universe. I think if aliens did exist, they merely have not shown themselves out of ignorance of our awesome cookies.
Flavored cookies, naturally.
Any kind that's straight from the oven and made right
Shortbread. Who needs all that fancy stuff?
The ones with bits and goodies pressed in the middle
Sugar cookies work for me
Classic chocolate chip pwns them all
Candy or sprinkles baked into them/on top of them
Peanut Butter cookies beat your cookies at chess
Cookies do me as much good as another hole in my head.
Biscotti's, cookie sandwiches, insert other crazy cookie-esque thing here.
Other. Please explain. If you say "My mom's cookies" I will give you a dry look.