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    Stay away from minivan driving soccer moms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    When cooking with jalapeno peppers, wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom as well as after.
    That got me to laugh out loud.

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    Well, I'm glad someone gets some laughs out of it. I was mostly cursing a blue streak at the time.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    I just learned something New:
    When you think you are alone and just are ready to deal with it, Someone special will show up and make you give up that Idea. =)
    Rule #1: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

    Again, Demons I get, but people are just crazy.

    ESTP? o.O

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    Be ready to change your mind.
    "The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things." - Rainer Maria Rilke

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    When cooking with jalapeno peppers, wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom as well as after.
    It's also worth learning not to handle your contact lenses after jalapeno's too. Unless you want to look like a zombie, with the impressive red eyes.

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    I've learned that no matter what I say or do, my kids are going to screw up. I've also learned that no matter what I say or do, they usually blame me when they do.
    Quote Originally Posted by pippi View Post
    Fiver is correct, it is freeing to not have to impress someone, to be accepted for who you really are.

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    Uhh... people really can't read your mind.

    Without making an effort to make yourself known, no one is going to know who you are.

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    I have been doing it all wrong.

    Until nowish.

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    Don't put to much faith in people. They will hurt you if they can.
    "bad things happen when people touch me!!"

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