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    Default Dear Santa

    December has crept up on us so it's that time of year again.

    Time to write Santa! Tell him if you've been naughty or nice and ask for what you want for Christmas (or Hanukkah or Chinese New Year or whatever). I'll be sure and pass all these on to the big guy in time for the elves to do their thang.





    *requests do not have to be realistic, for amusement purposes only
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    Cool idea.

    Dear santa. I've been both naughty and nice. Can you help me find a new job? I reckon I'd look great in one of those elf outfits!

    Geoff, aged 4 1/2.

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    Dear Santa,

    I have been forced to be good all year. It's getting tougher all the time.

    So, on another thread someone suggested punishing Victor and I wondered if I could just have a cat-o-nine and some undisturbed time in the basement for an afternoon.

    Please?

    Anja
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    Dear Santa,

    watch out the evil pagan Gods don't take you up the Chimney while you put the Gifts in Order in Peoples Houses.

    As for me personally: I have been a Badass, tho I was also being nice. Too nice. Oh and as predicted this Year was full of Reapers for me. Still, I managed to survive. How about a nice Gift now? You already know what I want anyways, and Noone can buy me this so please bring it to me, if possible with only a Ribbon and Nothing else.

    Thanks 'ol Buddy and don't forget: Watch out for the angry Gods or S + D will have to rescue you again.

    van
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    Again, Demons I get, but people are just crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GargoylesLegacy View Post
    watch out the evil pagan Gods don't take you up the Chimney
    That's a totally different type of request

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    Dear Santa,

    I've been naughty. My stockings are hanging on the mantle for you.

    Pippi
    XXX

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    Dear Santa,

    I know I already wrote to you several months ago, but I desperately NEED (need, man, need) that tangy orange ipod nano which for some reason is like $150 bucks, but listen dude: dig deep in those pockets, find that love, and spread it like mint jelly all over this undeserving lamb.

    PS You were straight up badass in Santa's Slay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff View Post
    That's a totally different type of request
    Yeah actually that is only for his own Safety. I was being nice and warned him about them. So pssst. =P
    Rule #1: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

    Again, Demons I get, but people are just crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pippi View Post
    Dear Santa,

    I've been naughty. My stockings are hanging on the mantle for you.

    Pippi
    XXX
    Lol, I just read this somewhere.

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    Dear Santa: Please let them make more skits as funny as this.

    Dear Sister - SNL Digital Short

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