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    Courage is immortality Valiant's Avatar
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    Default Jesus Prayer thread. If you ever wanna go to heaven, this is where you go!

    Yeah, let's hear some prayers, folks!
    I might give you entry into Heaven.


    A prayer won't grant you entry, but it will make me review your case.

    Mightier than the tread of marching armies is the power of an idea whose time has come

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    I'm a Jew. I get free entrance without having to profess your existance.
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
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    I will make you eat pork or do something work-related on a sunday, you bastard!

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    What sort of prayers do you answer? The "my child is sick" ones, the "What do I do I really really really really really like this guy but he doesn't notice me should I cast a spell on him or what?" kind, or mayhap the "... Please. I don't ask for much. I just..Hate. My mother in law. Just a small plague, that's all I want!" prayers.?
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    If you weren't an infidel, you'd know

    Mightier than the tread of marching armies is the power of an idea whose time has come

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    Stun me with your awesomeness! Come on.

    Mightier than the tread of marching armies is the power of an idea whose time has come

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    Dear Jesus, please send me to hell.

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    Pryers to Jeez! Yai, cool! Kay so let's try here.

    Dear LocalJesus on T-Central,

    please protect my Friends Daaaash, Evan, Entro, Falcarius, Geoff, Gin, Jack Flak, Rainman, Riles, Rogue, Tallulah and CloakOfSnow. But mostly Dash.
    And in Return Ima go with you on a Guinness. *lol*


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    Rule #1: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

    Again, Demons I get, but people are just crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Dear Jesus, please send me to hell.
    Hey, no barbecuing in lava-pits for you, muchacho!
    You're gonna feel the cold at 30, 000 feet! In heaven! :steam:



    Quote Originally Posted by GargoylesLegacy View Post
    Pryers to Jeez! Yai, cool! Kay so let's try here.

    Dear LocalJesus on T-Central,

    please protect my Friends Daaaash, Evan, Entro, Falcarius, Geoff, Gin, Jack Flak, Rainman, Riles, Rogue, Tallulah and CloakOfSnow. But mostly Dash.
    And in Return Ima go with you on a Guinness. *lol*


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    Done, but you're going to hell!

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    Just kidding... Why can't I be mean? I wanna be mean. And I also want a snack...

    Mightier than the tread of marching armies is the power of an idea whose time has come

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