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    Default Who would win? The Crow or Ash from Army of Darkness

    Who would win?

    Brandon Lee, as The Crow

    Increased Strength
    Increased Agility and Flexibility
    Invincible unless you can subdue his guardian crow
    Can play some wicked guitar
    General Badassery

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    Bruce Campbell, as Ash

    Infinite ammo, and only reloads when he feels like it
    Affinity to do impossible tasks
    Chuck-norris-esque godlike status
    Has a fucking chainsaw for a hand
    General Badassery

    Because you can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"

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    My personal opinion is that Ash would win.

    This entire fight boils down to if Ash is smart enough to realize that the Crow is invincible soon enough in the fight (i'm sorry, Ash would hit the Crow first.. no doubt about it), and if he either deduced about his pet or just got tired of its existence (very plausible).

    This fight would make one hella flash animation video.

    Because you can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"

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    The Crow could easily win if he didn't insist on using his crow to scout around for people with guns. That's a bit like Achilles mooning his enemies in flip-flops.

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    Ash is more inventive in a tight pinch... and he kicked Zombie ass!
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    The once-disgruntled turned to the ultimate killing machine V.S. The dark vigilante hellbent on justice.. I would have to say Ash would win.

    Both have semi-good streaks in them, with no hesitation when it comes to killing their enemies. They've both started out knowing what it feels like to be weak, and have since furthered their potentials to fearless war hammers.

    I'd have to say ultimately the fight would start with Ash initiating it, followed by his ass being handed to him for a while. I could only imagine some smart-ass comment coming out about the Crow's dead fiancee, followed by a surprise attack. Since Ash has only has exterior super powers (limitless ammo and gas/oil for his chainsaw) I don't think he'd be expecting something painted like an emo kid to actually have fighting capabilities.

    Soon after Ash recovers, he remembers all those shitty poems he heard in high school where the goths would cry about their soul belonging to the Raven, which would be enough to tip him off to our vigilante's avatar. Even if the tip off had not been connected, exterior powers would probably involve impossible aim hitting into our dear Crow's friend.

    Not to count Brandon Lee out, we all saw his incredible ambition even without his supernatural abilities from beyond the grave. Taking a couple shots would not stop him, if they'd even slow him down at all. The ultimate deciding factor would be the chainsaw, which would claim Ash a narrow victory imo, but not without a guitar to the face and broken leg amongst other injuries.
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    I'll assume we're talking about winning a spirited game of Scrabble, in which case my vote goes to Ash.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rajah View Post
    I'll assume we're talking about winning a spirited game of Scrabble, in which case my vote goes to Ash.
    really? i think he'd get pissed off and shoot the board, and therefore disqualifying himself.

    ...or maybe thats how the fight started

    Because you can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"

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    Ash would totally kick the Crow's ass.

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    LMAO!! I hope you're making fun of the name reference and not my Ren Fest Mistake!!
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    What if Bruce Campbell became a Crow, like a significant injustice was the circumstance of his death, and the crow that came to take his soul away decided to make him the next mime from hell?

    Could some photoshop prodigy make that pic of Ashcrow for me? That would be god.

    Because you can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"

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