SuchIrony: Highly imaginative. Push-pull dynamic between a desire to belong and a deep skepticism of groups in general. You're probably the kind of person that only halfway engages in conversation because a part of you is somewhere else analyzing the conversation as its occurring. I think more things frighten you than youre willing to admit, especially as it relates to your own mortality, and you're acutely aware of your own limitations. A slightly transgressive sense of humor allows you to integrate that underlying anxiety in a healthy way, while weeding out those who probably weren't worth your time to begin with.
And for my last totally groundless pieces of speculation: your favorite color is green, and you own one pair of glasses but don't need them to see.