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    Default Are you flexible enough to bite your toenails?

    I'm drunk. That explains everything.

    OK, not really. But because I'm drunk, I wondered if I would be able to bite my toenails, Clay Aiken-style. I just discovered that yes, I can. Not that I did. But I discovered that I could, if I ever wanted to. Or if I was stranded on a desert island with no nail clippers.

    What about you? This is a most crucial/important life question.

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    Yep. I don't, nor do I want to, but I could.

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    Awesome. Now you'll never have to wonder what to do about the length of your toenails!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Flak View Post
    Yep. I don't, nor do I want to, but I could.
    Same here.

    I used to as a kid and I'm just as flexible now - although there might be some pain involved these days because my back is in bad shape.
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
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    I put my foot in my mouth.

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    No. I can only just lick my kneecaps.

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    When I was a kid I used to chew my toenails but at the ripe old age of 6 my legs grew long and I couldn't anymore. I've been doing yoga for 5 years now and have the flexibility to do it again, but lack the desire.

    Who would you want to be stranded on that desert island with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    No. I can only just lick my kneecaps.
    You should stretch more. It's a crucial life skill.

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    Who would you want to be stranded on that desert island with?
    Matthew Fox, Johnny Depp and lots of rum. Actually, beer would be great too. Oh. And contraceptives. Just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pippi View Post
    When I was a kid I used to chew my toenails but at the ripe old age of 6 my legs grew long and I couldn't anymore. I've been doing yoga for 5 years now and have the flexibility to do it again, but lack the desire.
    Hey Missy,
    Truth? Or truth?

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    Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.

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    Almost.
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