My campaign platform is: NO MORE MBTI STEREOTYPING
My reforms would be based on the "take a chill pill" mythos. Whilst most would be impossible to introduce due to technological difficulties I would try to lay the groundwork. I would introduce prana bindu training to the national curriculum. Develop a school for gifted men and women with comedic potential. Model the country along the lines of a 1975 hippy-pot-head-free-lovin' governmental system, declaring myself Princess Hmm of USAmerica.... and as such abolishing poverty, ignorance, and imbalance due to harsh, but fair, comedic training program. I shall put a sword skills training school in every city, with every military and police person being obliged to attend for rigorous meditation and sword styling lessons. I would also funnel billions into spice research.
As Princess i would be entitled to dabble in the finest cuisines from around the world every year. Additionally, I would make absolutely public any contact/info with aliens, vampires, shapeshifters, or non-human entities that the United States of the Universe government would have.