I'm housebroken, though I don't do much and ask me to do something such as cleaning will probably get a nice go fuck yourself from me. I sometimes cook and bake if I feel like it, but don't expect me to cook all your meals you'll probably starve. I make a great pet I don't do much and rarely bother you unless invited and I'm very happy if you give me food and water and the occasional treat (alcohol). I don't bite strangers unless they deserve it
Okay. I think I can think now...I hope. So, as stated above, I am housebroken, I cook (except with raw meat), and I know how to give massages and, so far, no one has complained. I also love to read (I have a voracious appetite for books), play games on the computer, and I adore animals and children. Oh and... ANIME FTW!
I have no idea who I am. All I can say is let's rock hard.