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    HELP ME!

    BEES ARE AFTER ME!

    I have about 1-2 dozen bees in my house, how the hell do I get rid of them?

    Seems they are coming in from a vent in my wall, they may be nesting I WANT THEM OUT... What do I do?

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    Have a net? Have any of that bee spray? Spay that in the vent.

    oh, and lolol, that's funny.

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    Bees hate smoke. How much do you hate smoke?
    Go to sleep, iguana.


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    Also, you're an Australian, aren't you used to random insect attacks everywhere you go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajblaise View Post
    Have a net? Have any of that bee spray? Spay that in the vent.

    oh, and lolol, that's funny.
    No I don't, seems I'm very unprepared for a bee attack. Wouldn't be able to handle zombies either. So unprepared, I'm shamed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Poriferan View Post
    Bees hate smoke. How much do you hate smoke?
    Smoke sucks. Start a fire in my living room maybe?

    Quote Originally Posted by ajblaise View Post
    Also, you're an Australian, aren't you used to random insect attacks everywhere you go?
    That doesn't help

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    You could use window spray or WD-40 or water to make your way to the vent and duct tape over it, until you can get a real fix. Assuming you know where they're coming from and can seal it. Better bundle up while doing it though. Flailing around with a book might help.
    No offense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6sticks View Post
    You could use window spray or WD-40 or water to make your way to the vent and duct tape over it, until you can get a real fix. Assuming you know where they're coming from and can seal it. Better bundle up while doing it though. Flailing around with a book might help.
    Damn! It's not the vent, I can't see how they're getting in but I've blocked up my airconditioner in case

    Think I'll try not to piss them off.

    Stupid bees. So organised. They're planning something big, I can sense it

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    Kay, I've just lit about 20 incense sticks, it hasnít produced much smoke but my house has a sickly-sweet odour that could prolly disguise the smell of a decaying carcass. Some of the bees seem to be drifting off to sleep. I think they're toying with me.

    My cats are angry. They want to play with the bees but I won't let them.

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    Are you sure that they are even stinging bees?
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    Here's a decent page on getting rid of bees: WikiAnswers - How do you get rid of bees

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