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    Default You call that a joke? - "Punch First" Edition

    I would like to try something here.
    You supply the punch-line, and I will attempt to supply the set-up.

    Your line doesn't have to be from a specific joke, but shouldn't be too random.
    I am not trying to "guess the set-up", rather come up with something mildly amusing.

    Be creative, and have fun with it.

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    To get the cheese.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    To get the cheese.
    Two nuns walk into a bar...

    They order some water and take a seat.
    One says to the other, "I have never told anyone that I dream of being a stand up comic."

    Silence

    She tells some of the most awful corny old jokes imaginable from her notebook to the silent sister.

    Silence

    "I know I need some work, but you are just being cruel", the would-be comic says. "I have to go to the bathroom, watch my things."

    A few minutes pass.

    Upon returning the comedically challenged nun finds her book gone and her friend sitting with the corners of a few pages sticking out between her lips.

    "What on Earth... Did you eat my joke book? Why would you do that?"


    The silent nun looks up, and whispers, "To get the cheese"

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    I wiped my hands on the drapes.

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    Really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natrushka View Post
    I wiped my hands on the drapes.
    Two guys walk into the bar laughing and boasting about the previous night.

    Herman says "Man I gave it to my wife good, she went crazy and screamed for thirty minutes."

    Frank says "Not bad, I set up candles and flowers for my wife. She went crazy screamed for forty-five minutes."

    Their continued laughter is interrupted by a loud "ha" from the back of the bar.

    They look around the empty room and see only the bartender and two nuns at a back table.

    The small, and until recently quiet nun, stands and points to Herman. "I was with your wife the night before last, and I had her screaming for an hour and a half!"

    Herman becomes enraged. "Impossible, she still had her period the night before last!"

    "I know, I wiped my hands on the drapes." she said with a smile




    --- Bonus Material ---

    The other nun glares at her friend, "I swear, you'll eat anything"

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    What types have you had romantic relations with?
    Who rises in the morning, looks in the mirror and says, "I think I will do something stupid today?" -- James Hollis
    If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein
    Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma.

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    I think I stumped Ashi, K?....
    Who rises in the morning, looks in the mirror and says, "I think I will do something stupid today?" -- James Hollis
    If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein
    Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma.

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    Well, at least it's paid for.

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    Bill laughed uncontrollably, and Becky said "What's so funny?" "I hate to be the one to tell you this," said Bill. "But that guy wasn't the chef, and minestrone soup isn't supposed to have raisins in it."

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