Torturing my teachers by being the class clown who had a penchant for arguing and below the belt shots. I also had a skill for escaping suspension, although I was caught one time and suffered the consequences, but even then there were comprises made.
I once set someones couch on fire(it was outside) which in turn set off their shed and a massive fire ensued, there was extensive damage to the shed and couch but luckily no damage to the house. I used to live in an apartment complex so it was tight knit and talked about for a while. I was like 9 and scared shitless, luckily the firefighters were dumbasses and couldn't figure out how it was started.
I have too many little stupid school stories to share that basically involve me humoring myself at the expense of others. I used to get into a ton of fights in elementary school as well, and being the retard that I am I used to torture the girls that had crushes on me too because I guess I was still in my cooties stage then