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    Quote Originally Posted by disregard View Post
    I have tourette syndrome and one of my two tics is really embarrassing and annoying; thanks Dad (we do the same thing.)
    Oh, man. What is it???

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    i can throw tennis balls with my toes.
    i can stretch my toes apart really far.
    i can belch on command really loud.
    i can pop like 50 bones of my body or some shit.
    i can dislocate my left shoulder, and it pops really loud when i put it back in place.
    i can put 1 foot behind my head.

    Because you can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"

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    Money makes the world go 'round.

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    Life is lived forwards, but it can only be understood backwards, in retrospect....or somethin' like that.
    "The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
    Reichsfuhrer Herman Goering at the Nuremburg trials.

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    Madiera wine was pretty much the only wine quaffed in the colonial South because it's the only wine that can really withstand high temperatures and a long ocean voyage, which is in part because it's fermented at a much higher temperature than any other wine and also because it has a higher than average (over 20%) alcohol content as a fortified dessert wine!

    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Soap cleans my hands far better than toothpaste cleans my hands.

    Beach Towels can function in other locations.

    Tigers have striped skin, too.

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    I have 20 empty cans of Mountain Dew sitting at my computer desk.

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    If violence is not working you are not using enough of it.

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    I frequently have hiccups at the most inconvienient moments and i sound like a smurfish squirrel on red bull.
    Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell. ~Edna St. Vincent Millay

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    Quote Originally Posted by disregard View Post
    When I was 6, I went to Schlitterbahn with my family, and I went on a ride by myself and I was so small that my tube got stuck in the ride, and I had to jump ship and and use my hands to propel myself down the ride because I couldn't pick up momentum on my own, and some person that went on the ride after me clobbered me with their inner tube and I basically rode them out of the pipe.

    *bows*
    Ahh, I remember Schlitterbahn. Good ole New Braunfels area.
    "The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things." - Rainer Maria Rilke

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