i can throw tennis balls with my toes.
i can stretch my toes apart really far.
i can belch on command really loud.
i can pop like 50 bones of my body or some shit.
i can dislocate my left shoulder, and it pops really loud when i put it back in place.
i can put 1 foot behind my head.
Because you can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"
Life is lived forwards, but it can only be understood backwards, in retrospect....or somethin' like that.
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
Reichsfuhrer Herman Goering at the Nuremburg trials.
Madiera wine was pretty much the only wine quaffed in the colonial South because it's the only wine that can really withstand high temperatures and a long ocean voyage, which is in part because it's fermented at a much higher temperature than any other wine and also because it has a higher than average (over 20%) alcohol content as a fortified dessert wine!
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett
When I was 6, I went to Schlitterbahn with my family, and I went on a ride by myself and I was so small that my tube got stuck in the ride, and I had to jump ship and and use my hands to propel myself down the ride because I couldn't pick up momentum on my own, and some person that went on the ride after me clobbered me with their inner tube and I basically rode them out of the pipe.
Ahh, I remember Schlitterbahn. Good ole New Braunfels area.
"There is no god; there is only us. Savage and fragile."