for me, it's usually in the form of some inane and completely impractical invention
I considered making a rolodex for credit cards. Some people here in MacTown Virginia would like that.
We look rich, but we're not really. We just have 10x as much credit card debt as the rest of the country.
Looking at those other kids... sometimes I wish I had credit card debt.
How about anyone else? Did ya ever try to save roadkill? I mean rescue roadkill from being hit, not keep it stored up.
Maybe a crash cart for the roadside zoo.
Well I stored roadkill too.
I once admired an albino squirrel from my window who frequented my neighborhood.
I found him dead on the roadside. I stored him in my freezer for the guests to see whenever they came over.
Later I filled his belly wound (the car did substantial damage) with a popsicle stick and offered it to one of my mothers' friends.
She did not approve.
At 8 years old I had an idea for a lightbulb that ended up a weak railgun. I was grounded for this.
Around that age I also thought it would be funny to use my teachers head as a hood ornament and put spinning spiral disks in where his eyes were. (damn was I a morbit child...)
These days I wish I had my own open quarry to do potentially hazardous experiments in with out having to worry about collateral damage.
A long metal pipe or pole to make contact with the train feed line and the rails, just to see what pops. Having a whole bunch of people across the city to do it just to see if it puts the city into full black out.
What would happen if I used a PDA syllus to draw imaginary pictures on a partner as part of foreplay. Trying the same thing with a sharp object (very fucking carfully).
Set up a VHF transmitter in some random location using a vampire tap for power and play some annoying children's show on repeat with it. Setting up another one with porn and switch them on at the same time to see which one gets tracked down first
Learn how to play the organ then find some huge cathedral with the biggest organ possible and play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor on it all day.
Dreams are best served manifest and tangible.
INFP, 6w7, IEI
I accept no responsibility, what so ever, for the fact that I exist; I do, however, accept full responsibility for what I do while I exist.